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splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

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mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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